Patrick

Erin to Dwight: Dwight you have some guests. I think they’re from the forest we harvest our paper from.

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—	The Office

This makes my head hurt

About Pete and Erin's relationship in the Office

Pete: Come on guys, where is this even coming from?

Kevin: Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart...and a little bit your penis.

Kevin from the Office

Dwight: Customer loyalty, what does it mean? 
Kevin: It's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten 10 sandwiches.
Dwight: Not even close.

This is fucking funny. Plus I’m a diehard LotR fan

Lmfao!