About Pete and Erin's relationship in the Office
Pete: Come on guys, where is this even coming from?
Kevin: Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart...and a little bit your penis.
Kevin from the Office
Dwight: Customer loyalty, what does it mean?
Kevin: It's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten 10 sandwiches.
Dwight: Not even close.
This is fucking funny. Plus I’m a diehard LotR fan
RIP Fish on the floor in my Zoology class
You shouldn’t be afraid of your dreams.
Gilbert’s sister from The Ultimate Fighter
Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.
Tyrion Lannister from The Game of Thrones