Patrick
About Pete and Erin's relationship in the Office
Pete: Come on guys, where is this even coming from?
Kevin: Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart...and a little bit your penis.
Kevin from the Office
Dwight: Customer loyalty, what does it mean?
Kevin: It's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten 10 sandwiches.
Dwight: Not even close.
This is fucking funny. Plus I’m a diehard LotR fan

This is fucking funny. Plus I’m a diehard LotR fan

RIP Fish on the floor in my Zoology class

RIP Fish on the floor in my Zoology class

You shouldn’t be afraid of your dreams.
Gilbert’s sister from The Ultimate Fighter
Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.
Tyrion Lannister from The Game of Thrones